Dirty Laundry - Part II
The demise of the Don’t Call It Frisco Laundromat got us thinking – what does not calling it Frisco have to do with laundry? Absolutely nothing. They were just trying to make an easy buck by pandering to a group mentality.
But now that the laundromat is gone, will other businesses rush to fill the Don’t Call It Frisco hole? Better to Call It Frisco and guarantee you’ll never see any of these spring up in your neighborhood:
Don’t Call It Frisco Pet Neutering
Don’t Call It Frisco Back Waxing
Don’t Call It Frisco Gynecologists
Don’t Call It Frisco Pest Exterminators
Don’t Call It Frisco Septic Tank Cleaners
Don’t Call It Frisco Needle Exchange
Don’t Call It Frisco Blackhead Removal
Don’t Call It Frisco Adult Theaters
Don’t Call It Frisco Taxidermy
Don’t Call It Frisco Butcher Shop
Don’t call it brisket.
We also feel it’s best to be wary of these Don’t Call It Frisco branded products:
Don’t Call It Cisco® communications networking
Don’t Call It Quizno’s® toasted sandwiches
Don’t Call It Triscuit® snack crackers
Don’t Call it Pisco Peruvian liquor
Don’t call it Brillo® scouring pads
Don’t Call it Risk-o™ game of global domination
And, of course…
Don’t Call It Crisco® vegetable shortening