Call It Frisco

We’re proud to report that the local chapter of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club Calls It Frisco. And while none of us at callitfrisco.com are actually members of the Hells Angels (in fact, we don’t even ride motorcycles because our moms would kill us) we can only imagine how they might respond if you told them not to call their beloved chapter Frisco:

Tire iron thrashing

Moustache flaying

Leather smothering

Emasculation via scowling

Lightning smoking, heavy metal thundering

Live to Call It Frisco, Call It Frisco to live.

Giving you a nickname, but not an awesome biker one like ‘Triumph Viking’ or ‘Gypsy Jack.’ Instead, it would be a wimpy one like Little Miss Fluffy Pants.

Rock concert pummeling

To-your-butt motorcycle boot applying

Riding around you in a circle until you were really, really dizzy

Pink belly!

So ride on, our asphalt-loving brothers. Keep calling it Frisco. And if you happen read this post, please don’t hurt us.

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